Totally Random Tuesday!!

In Honor of Keely's Awesomeness, and how her phone has Darth Vader's theme I thought that I would share with you that Kensei wants to have the church playing that or the Imperial March at our wedding before I walk down the isle, I agreed as long as the bride music starts BEFORE they see me.

Now I am going to warn you that this post may be a little disjointed because of a few reasons, I have not had more than 3 hours of sleep in the last three days, I wasn't going to participate today because of that reason, but I had some random thoughts I just had to share.

Yesterday was all about S-E-X. My friend's speech class was given a speech about "How to improve your sex life" I tend to stay away from this topic here, but I figured that I would share the events of yesterday. So of course we discussed this in the student center, which caused an in depth discussion about sex in general, then in math class the professor kept drawing the umm, penises on the board, he wasn't trying to he just really can't draw, and well I am not that mature of a person, the in Psych we had a class all about sex disorders.

on a connecting note WHY do teenage boys feel the need to walk down the street with their hands cupping that area?? Is there a penis snatcher? Does he/she/it sneak up on teenage boys who are not holding their appendage and snap it off??? I seriously considered turning around to get a picture of it but decided that, it might be a little too invasion of privacyish.

I was up again at 4 am this time to make sushi for jujube, she loves it, I figured that if I made eight cups of rice that would be plenty for dad, jujube and air force, plus my class... I was wrong, by the time I got to class I had about 10 pieces left.

After midnight Wal-Mart doesn't ID for cheap wine, I felt kind of bad, either they don't care that late or I look REALLY old. I might eventually post a picture of myself but I doubt it. You might get a video of my voice if I ever get the balls to participate in Blogversations, but unless I find the penis snatcher and buy some I doubt I will.

Speaking of cheap wine I am going to drink a bottle and sleep before my test tomorrow, Have a good night!

Aww The Dardnest Things...

This topic came from two of my favorite sites Here and Here, everyone has cute little posts about embarrassing things that their children do, and well because I don't yet have little angels of my own, (who will not be named Blaze, Titan, or Spirtall, although Kensei does want a Gray, Cayn, or Rain, (hehehe if you put them all together they rhyme) ) I would post about myself, my sister, and the kids I have babysat for.

Well this is story time....

Once upon a time there was a little girl, she was a sweet, quiet little girl. She never did anything she wasn't supposed to, she was her parents, grandparents and Great Grandmother (Nana)'s delight. It was roughly 1989-90 ish and She was sitting in the backseat of a station wagon when a song came on the radio causing the dear Papa (her grandfather) to slam on the breaks and spin his head to look at her as she began to sing, "I am the flower, you are the sea... All I want to do is make love to you," He still brings that up to her when they ride in the same car. Apparently a 4 to 5 year old should not be singing it.

A few years earlier at her second birthday party, the same little girl had gone to the television and changed the channel to MTV and proceeded to dance to Thriller, she can still do the dance actually.

Flash forward 14 years

Now the little girl is 15 years old and babysitting a little boy named Carnell, and her little sister Jujube. She decided that it would be nice to take the two of them to McDonald's. She seats the kids in car seats and goes to order food when across the restaurant you her Carnell yelling. "Pretty Mama! Mama! I wan nuggets Pretty Mama!" (His mother thought it was adorable that her called her Pretty Mama) and The Jujube's Voice "Nuggets too Mama! Pwease!" Her face began to turn red and if the people in the restaurant could kill with a glance she would be dead, so she said the first thing that popped into her mind, "I ain't their Mama!"


So here are a few things to read and perhaps laugh about! I hope you all enjoyed them!

This would be where Not Me Monday should be.

I have been participating in Not Me Monday Hosted by the Fabulous McMama. But I am not posting today for a few reasons, One Stellan is not doing well as of the last update, I know that not many people read my blog but those that do please pray for Stellan.

second, well i really haven't done much besides work this week so I do not have many not me's to toss out.

This guy was a general jerk.

On my way to work tonight I YET again passed a mess of police, only this time it was not a manhunt for a criminal but a serious accident. They had closed off all but one lane because of it. Then about two minuets after I got through that road block I pull into our parking lot and see three police cars at the front entrance, One of the VA Patients was upset that another had asked him to come to his room and called the police.

I am going to leave you all with this thought:

What is the world coming to??