Sick of being Sick.

I am alive!!! I am not a zombie, I have a pulse and do not crave brains!! I survived the Swine Flu

Now i haven't been my usually posty self because of the sickness, so i was going through and accepting comments when i came across one that made me go back and re-read the blog, now… I have Anonymous option enabled because not everyone i know has a blogger, or word press so they might not be able to comment, and i will admit lately i have been getting a lot of random spam comments, but this one blows my mind.

in case you cannot read that or don't want to click ;) it says:

" ...please where can I buy a unicorn??"

The comment was on this post, which is about my obituary and the fact that people think my 11 year old sister is my daughter. I went back and scoured the post and comments for all mentions of unicorns because i am the type of person to randomly wish that i had one… but there were none… i am considering allowing it because of its randomness..

Random Tuesday The odd edition

 

So this is the random bits of conversation that i heard while sitting in the student center today: Just so you know I said none of this and it is rated R.

 

eri: OMG so you are an Aries???

No jokes: You are dead to her now,

Eri: no he redeems himself by being Asian.

 

“I read the funniest FML” “repeat that?”

 

Eri: Where the F*** is Kitty??

No Jokes: I don’t know although I did have Chinese this morning it might be him.

 

Parachute pants

 

eri and No Jokes: Get Jiggy wit it!

Going to Miami

 

no jokes: Last night i fought really dirty:

eri: You F***** really dirty?!

No jokes: God Eri get your mind outta the gutter.

 

Who wha wha wha??

Do it Do it Do it Do it

I will smack the ugly off of you. You are such a pedophile! I am not a pedophile i just watch a lot of tv.

Friday Confessions:

A few housekeeping items:
1. Confessions must NOT contain anything ILLEGAL (ie: murder)
2. Well really there is just the one housekeeping item, 1 just looked lonely sitting there all by itself.

I love love love this idea click on this picture to go to MJ’s page and take a look at the rules

Okay we need a lot of people to join in k? (Amber you too! It will help you get to your goal!!)

 

I am a bad bad person, I did so many things bad this week…

I had a few conversations with my ex, C, even though I will never get back with him, and he cheated on me, I still feel flattered and special when he calls me or sends me random txt messages saying I am beautiful and sexy. Kensei doesn’t like to txt, and well he never complements me like that, C has been trying to get me to go back out with him. I have told him I won’t and for a while a few months back he FINALLY had a new girl friend and was happy, I didn’t hear from him for a few months and well I was kind of sad that the compliments stopped coming but I was glad that he was moving on… they broke up and he randomly txts me out of the blue… so do I keep talking to him even though I know I will never date him? and do you think he realizes it, I have told him and told him but he still compliments and asks me…

 

I skipped class yesterday, I shouldn’t have but I really couldn’t deal with the teacher and I got to see Piper for a while. Plus I got sleep after audit shift

 

I am not “Supposed” to be on my computer at work any more, but I plan on setting it up in the blind spot and using anyways, and using theirs if  I have to.

 

I haven’t really worked on my 101 in 1001 nearly as much as I ought to!

 

Do you have anything to confess?? Make sure you stop by MJ’s and get it off your chest!

Writer’s Workshop

Hi! It has been a while since the last time I participated in Mama Kat’s Writer’s workshop, so this week the ever curious Mama Kat wants to know::

10 reasons why you can't sleep at night

why I can’t sleep…. hmmm

 

lets do this Late Night Style and reverse order it:

 

10: on night's like tonight I am at work

9: because I am currently sleeping on a mattress on the floor… not to comfortable

8: because the train comes at 12, 2, and 4 every night and my window thinks it’s open

7. because I obsess over everything

6: If I don’t watch the Infomercials who will?

5:I have to wait for Kensei to get tired

4: sleeping is highly overrated

3: practicing for when I have a kid

2: Christmas is coming and I have to move so I am wondering where the money will miraculously appear from

and the number one reason I can’t sleep at night is…

 

1: I ran out of Lavender Fabreeze and so I now realize that my room doesn’t smell to great… nor do I have the relaxing sent of lavender to calm me.

 

Head on over to Mama Kat’s and see who else can’t sleep, along with her other wonderful prompts!

Full Moons…..

 

Here's how it works: You write a totally rambling and potentially incoherent post, you take that shiny purple button up there, and you use it to justify what would normally make your followers wander off in confusion

 

Castle: What is it about full moons that bring out all the crazies?
Beckett: I don't know, you tell me.

 

for those of you who haven’t seen Castle Watch it! It is awesome!!

 

Also one should watch Dr Horrible’s Sing along Blog, which I know is old but I love it anyways.

 

okay so now for the crazy,

 

This guy and girl come into the hotel for a room, normal right? The girl is wearing a jacket, it’s chilly outside also normal right? well it would be but umm that’s ALL she was wearing! No panties, no top nothing but that jacket!.

 

strange I know

 

Apparently Kensei has an Arch Nemesis ! And it is even more cool because said Arch Nemesis is an old friend of his, (not cool in the fact they are enemies but cool that he has one… I want one!)

 

I wish my parents would get a divorce already because well they are stressing me out with all their drama!

 

It’s not Tuesday but I am doing my random’s tonight because well it’s a full moon and I wanted to use the Castle quote!!! 

 

Now if you really want to read some random junk stop by Keely’s and enjoy the randomness.